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Monday, January 10, 2005

Random: Let's (Not) Get Freaky 

This story sounds like something I'd expect from rural Texas or somewhere in the Midwest, but no, it's actually from the bastion of blue-state liberalness, otherwise known as California.

"Fed up with students' racy moves, a principal at a California high school has taken the unusual step of canceling the rest of this year's school dances.

Principal Jim Bennett of Lemoore Union High School said he warned students at a winter formal dance last month to either quit dirty dancing or face the possibility of not dancing at all.

But he said the students continued "freak dancing," a form of sexually suggestive dancing that involves grinding the hips and pelvic area."
That last line kills me. I wonder what the crew at Club Razzoo's on Bourbon Steet would think of this. Their "Dirty Chicken Dance" sounds like it would fit in well at the Lemoore Union soirees.

This story also reminds me of a classic Beavis and Butt-head exchange. During a video, Beavis jumps up and starts humping the corner of the couch, leading to the following...

Butt-head: Beavis, huh huh, get down.
Beavis: (continues humping) Oooooh, I AM getting down, heh heh, yeah...

To the students of Lemoore Union, I say this: watch Footloose and the Best of Beavis and Butt-head, and fight for your rights to get freaky. Now who's down for a little Dirty Chicken Dance action? (note: it's not appropriate for wedding receptions, and "it's your fault for having five hours of open bar" doesn't work as a good excuse).


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