Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Austin: Finding a Use For Bums?
My buddy Porter might just have himself a little money-making scheme in the works.
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Anyway I decided that I want to go into a lucrative business venture with bums. I think I will look up sports scores and other news items and then relay this info to bums in the mornings via walkie talkie. Then they will write this info on signs like a public service message. Then people will tip them money and I will get a cut and just give the bums enough for some smack and hashish. This is kind of like the guys in Houston selling newspapers but the info would be much more up to date. I think I'm onto something here. Really, I do.Read the whole thing.
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