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Monday, November 08, 2004

Politics: These People Make Me Want to Gloat 

The most recent cover of the Austin Chronicle, our "alternaive weekly" tabloid, showed President Bush as a faun, holding the broken horn of John Kerry, a unicorn, uttering a triumphant "Yeehaw." The accompanying blurb says: "After the horn of a unicorn is broken, darkness and winter descend on the world."

Funny... I seem to have noticed an abundance of beautiful, sunny days since America re-electted the President. Pity the poor liberals in their hour of "darkness."


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