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Monday, June 21, 2004

Affleck Wins Poker Championship 

Back in high school, our freshman squad once played an opponent that sent a girl to the plate in the last inning. Though we led by at least ten runs, our pitcher threw his best stuff and struck her out. He said he couldn't imagine how embarrassed he'd have been, had he given up a hit to a girl.

The poker pros in this past weekend's 2004 California State Poker Championship probably know what our pitcher would have felt like. They didn't give up any base hits to girls, but they let the former Mr. Jennifer Lopez, actor Ben Affleck walk away with the $356K first place prize.

I guess he bluffs better than he acts.

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