Thursday, May 20, 2004
Pardon Me While I Throw Up
Al Gore says that John Kerry "is not sexy enough to be president."
Gore has animalistic sexual power? Good thing this is all just a joke. I'm pretty sure that having sex with Al Gore would make one guilty of necrophilia.
Getting back to the "article," I love the alleged Kerry retort:
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Speaking to reporters in Washington, Gore said, "There are only three things that get you elected president—sex, sex, and sex—and John Kerry, I believe, lacks all three."
Attempting to place his remarks in an historical context, the former Democratic standard-bearer continued: "To be successful in a run for the White House, you need to have raw, almost animalistic sexual power. JFK had it. I have it. I'm not sure that John Kerry has it."
Gore has animalistic sexual power? Good thing this is all just a joke. I'm pretty sure that having sex with Al Gore would make one guilty of necrophilia.
Getting back to the "article," I love the alleged Kerry retort:
"My friends, let me say this: I'm too sexy for my shirt," Mr. Kerry said, before enumerating a long list of other things for which he was too sexy, including his car, his cat, his hat, Milan, New York and Japan.
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